Saturday, 3 September 2011

Get away from him, you bitch

Boys don’t know, when that push becomes shove

How to deal with the vagaries of the ending of love

Girls consult the canon, John Cusack DVDs

To find some meaning and hope to appease

Black despair lodged in a sucker-punched heart

And blocks to rebuild a life torn apart.

The average boy sits with nowt but Con Air

And in the war of the sexes it hardly seems fair

While girls perform triage with Sex and the City

Boys have Rambo and a surfeit of self pity.

Take heart, dear chaps, your healing can find traction

In movies that are filled with cars guns and action

Let me show you the hope and solace I see

In your movies, which aren’t meant to mean much to me.



To start - yippee-kie-ay motherfucker

That girl she played you for an absolute sucker

She twists salted blades where you’re already raw

She’s a predator, the heat of your heart now a flaw

Your anger, your need to call back and berate her

Will make you Agent Dillon, not the Terminator.

Be the good guy, remember you’re John Connor

You have a fight on your hands, but don’t lose your honour

(You may think this inactive silence a fail

Don’t forget how hot he is played by Christian Bale

When the battle’s done and she’s somewhere in the distance

You’ll be the man, and glad of my insistence.)

Think like Rocky and train to get back in the ring

Because although right now you’re hurt and everything

And you think that you’ll never find another love that’s equal

Let me remind you – there’s always a sequel.

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